--- In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, Israeli athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
- Olga Corbutt
- Sitting Bull
- Arnold Schwartzeneger
- Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
--- In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
- Lost Norwegians
- Elvis
- A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
- Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
--- During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
- John Dillinger
- The King of Sweden
- The Boy Scouts
- Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
--- In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
- A pizza delivery boy
- Pee Wee Herman
- Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
- Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
--- In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered in his wheelchair and thrown overboard by:
- The Smurfs
- Davy Jones
- The Little Mermaid
- Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
--- In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:
- Captain Kid
- Charles Lindberg
- Mother Teresa
- Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
--- In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
- Scooby Doo
- The Tooth Fairy
- Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
- Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
--- In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
- Richard Simmons
- Grandma Moses
- Michael Jordan
- Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
--- In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
- Mr. Rogers
- Hillary Clinton
- The World Wrestling Federation
- Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
--- On 9/11/2001, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and thousands of innocent people were murdered by:
- Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd
- Florida's Governor Jeb Bush
- Mr. Bean
- Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
--- In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
- Enron
- The Lutheran Church
- The NFL
- Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
--- In 2002 four French journalists, including one woman, were dragged from their cars near the Pakistan border with Afghanistan, taken behind some rocks, and shot to death by:
- Gang Green's front four
- Barney
- The Smashing Pumpkins
- Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
--- In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
- Bonny and Clyde
- Captain Kangaroo
- Billy Graham
- Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
--- American Airlines Flight 63 from Paris to Miami on December 22, 2001 had a passenger with a ‘Shoe Bomb’ who tried to blow up the plane but was over powered and captured by passengers was:
- A distraught Al Gore gone radical 1960’s hippie mental
- Monica Lewinsky who said she was tired of hearing Bill play the Saxophone
- Donald Rumsfeld
- Richard Colvan Reid a.k.a. Tariq Rajah Abdel Rahim, a typical useless low life cowardly radical Muslim jerk-- caught and convicted of this crime
--- In May 2004 American Businessman Nicholas Evan Berg was captured in Iraq and beheaded by:
- The French Foreign Legion using a guillotine under direct orders from President Jacques Chirac
- A wild band of crazy Japanese Samurai Warriors
- A Philippine Truck Driver who rig ran out of control
- Committed by Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the leader of an Islamist (Muslim) terrorist group which is part of al-Qaida operating inside Iraq